Do you have food?

god this website is awful and I hate it

shitty day = sloth spam
sorry not sorry

marblechemist:

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

Filed under: Sitcom Tropes That Need to Go Away Forever

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have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

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bakaa-usagii:

as-seen-on-disney:

elphabaoftheopera:

I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them. 

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I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.

Mormon’s Inc.

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